First of all, let’s just forget about the fact that I can’t keep a simple promise like the one I made… 3 days ago, was it? Ugh, I hate time. Anyways, I just realized what GitHub meant in that static service thingy, the one I’m using to host this “static website,” and now I understand what a pain in the ass hosting a website can be when you’re broke like me. I mean, the pricing is really cheap but… nevermind. I have no excuse for being such a lazy ass. All I have to do is get serious hosting with a proper domain name and BAM! I’ll have a proper “dynamic website” with a professional email service and all that shit. Instead, I prefer spending hours going through every single result of the search “free +hosting +website.” I mean, even my lazy nerve is broken, dude. Lazy is all about going with the easiest option, right? Signing up for that Oracle shit doesn’t sound easy to me?! I won’t go through 4 different steps of the signing-up process. First, they trick you into thinking it’s going to be a 30-second task with that “Enter Your Full Name Here,” and then you’ll have to give them an email and set up a password. Why can’t they collect all of these at once? BECAUSE IT’S ORACLE. And once you get that perfect password, which, by the way, is a goddamn project on its own, must have letters and numbers, and letters must be both lower AND upper case, also you need some kind of a special character here or there… people, I can’t remember what I had for dinner last night. You want me to remember this?! !p1a2s3s4W5O6R7D8! I mean, seriously, Oracle, why do you hate humans, you fucking aliens? I mean, I had to go through ALL of that AND let’s not forget about that part where I had to give you my address in details that I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW AND HAD TO USE GOOGLE EARTH FOR WTF? And the worst part is that all of this was for nothing. You don’t get to host anything unless you add a payment method. No, they won’t charge for anything. They just want it for… I seriously have no idea what for.
So yeah! I’m stuck with this static blog for now until I manage to convince myself to go through the trouble of getting a real hosting service. Until then, this website will have two branches in Github. The main one will be the static version of it, and the dynamic branch will contain a real PHP back-end and some other cool.js stuff if you know what I mean. lol.
Thank you so much for reading. See you next time. Farewell!
Seth